December 2010
10 posts
My resolutions and goals for 2011
A. Cease the words “Sarah Palin” from ever departing my lips again B. Marry Jon Stewart C. Figure out what kind of Pokemon I actually am D. Run a successful campaign for mayor of Gotham City E. Try out for Glee! F. Replace Rachel on Glee! G. Learn how to play pedal steel H. Invent a new vulgar term and perpetuate it in the cultural lexicon I. Decipher the lyrics to...
Dec 29th
Don't call it a lame duck
Because this birdie isn’t immobile. I have to apologize for my earlier Mean Girls rant where I essentially argued that Obama has no spine. DADT is a relic of the past and it appears that START is getting the green light. Mr. Obama, I tip my hat off to you.
Dec 21st
Victory!
DADT: dead.  =)
Dec 18th
What he said
Dec 16th
Merry Fried Christmas
Paula Dean has a holiday episode of her show titled “Fried Christmas.” I’m not sure how to react to this. On one note, it’s Paula Dean so it’s completely obvious. On another, it’s still a new high (or low?). Either way, I really want Paula Dean and Joe Jonas to shack up! That’d be one hot couple! Meow!
Dec 14th
Dec 14th
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"The politics of Mean Girls," alternatively "I'm a...
I have no shame in admitting my enjoyment of Mean Girls. It’s rather simple to justify, two words: Tina Fey. There, obligation to avoid rambling on about being vindicated for watching a Lindsey Lohan film achieved. Now on to more important things. I have a dreaded fear that DADT is not going to be repealed. Mainly because Republicans are obstructionist who seek to dismantle anything that...
Dec 9th
Required viewing
“I hope the guy who just saved my ass wasn’t just saving it for later.” The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30cPoll to Repeal Don’t Ask, Don’t Tellwww.colbertnation.comColbert Report Full Episodes2010 ElectionMarch to Keep Fear Alive
Dec 8th
RIP Elizabeth Edwards
You were a personal hero of mine. <3 Your exit was gracious, humble and dangerously human. These final words brim with joy, beauty and enlightenment. You all know that I have been sustained throughout my life by three saving graces — my family, my friends, and a faith in the power of resilience and hope. These graces have carried me through difficult times and they have brought more joy...
Dec 7th
One way to cut the unemployment rate...
Dec 3rd